Itch_
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 | | Subject: Quotes Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:52 pm | |
| There are many good sayings such as "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", "Don't shit where you eat" and "You don't look at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire". What unusual pieces of advice does everyone have? Here's my first contribution.
Don't f uck with anti-abortionists | |
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Gilnealis
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Location : Canada, Québec, Estrie, Ville de Sherbrooke, But from Saguenay Lac-St-Jean, Ville de la Baie
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| Good one...
i cannot really get one, since traducting an expression is quite hard... | |
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Gilnealis
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:37 pm | |
| i'll try this one: Dumbass doesn't have color. In the senses that in any country there is dumbass, i know i'm one...  | |
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juice1220
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:30 am | |
| One of my favorites, which I use pretty much on a daily basis.
"You know what really burns my *BEEP*?" At the same time i hold my hand about 2 feet off the ground and say " other than a flame this high." It always cracks me up and to whoever I am saying it to. LOL !! | |
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juice1220
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| | Subject: Re: Quotes Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:30 am | |
| "Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?" | |
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Itch_
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| | Subject: Quotes Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| Here's one I like to use on the wife when she wants something.
Here goes
When I'm hard I'm soft, but when I'm soft I'm hard. | |
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